Shout and Lean.....

So I'm having a nice breakfast of a Lean Pocket one of the chicken Parmesan. I'm quite enjoying it, never had this variety before. I bite into my third or fourth bite and wham! Its not only burning hot! But a big glob of sauce and piece of chicken drops not only on my shirt but then ricochets onto my black pants. SOB! I was so pissed! Do I need a bib or something whats wrong with me?

So I grab one of my Shout wipes I bought for my purse. I actually hadn't had a need for them yet and purchased them about a month ago. Anyway, I go into the bathroom, follow the effing instructions and this stain does not come out! So not only do I have a Chicken Parmesan stain on the middle of my shirt, but now there is a huge wet spot that surrounds it! To top it off, as I'm writing this and look down at the drying progress, I notice there is a nice dark ring around the outside of the stain now from the Shout wipe. Well eff Chicken Parmesan and EFF Shout Wipes! You SUCK!