Really annoying!

OK, here's a sad story. Actually its just annoying. So we got a new copy editor and she is sitting in the empty 'cube' where the intern was this summer. (The one that sang out loud!) So she is right by the kitchen and talks to everyone that goes by. Its only 12:30 and I have heard her tell the same story at least 10 times....no exaggerating. She is leaving for her best friend's wedding tomorrow (Wedding on Friday in Chicago)

(Caption: Aren't the office assistant annoying!)
She has these really crazy shoes that she bought to wear and wants to bring them in and show everyone! She's a bridesmaid and her dress is hideous. Its a pretty dress but not made for "larger" ladies. The maid of honor (Bride's sister) picked out the dress and is a 90 lb tiny Asian girl. Its the two piece kind of dress with a corset....Anyway it apparently looks bad on her.....

Then she usually goes into a story about the one other time she was in a wedding. It was a big formal Catholic Wedding and she did a reading and tripped on her way back to her seat.....imagine that! But she will have an escort this time so she she be ok!!

Now if I have to hear that story one more time....trust me you will hear about each time...I'll keep a tally going! And all hell will break loose if she actually tries to tell me. Whenever I pass I either bring a piece of paper to read or focus straight ahead....cause if you make eye contact you're a goner!!